Remember me, David Blomstrom? I’m a former Seattle Schools employee who entered politics in 1999 when I ran for a seat on the Seattle School Board. I have twice challenged that vile teachers union whore Terry Bergeson, who has spent years screwing the children in this state in the service of her corporate masters.
Well, I have good news: I’m back, and I haven’t changed. I still run truthful, hard-hitting campaigns, holding corrupt politicians accountable, exploring more Issues than all the other candidates combined, snubbing endorsements from corrupt entities—from the Seattle Times to the League of Women Voters to the Washington/Seattle Education Association—and generally tearing things up.
However, this time around, I am seeking an endorsement from one of the very few political personalities in the world that I truly admire—Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez. I’ve also made an additional request of Chávez: Add Bill Gates to his hit list.
I’m also proud to announce a new political party, the Fifth Republic Party, which was partly inspired by Chávez.
No, I haven’t lost my mind. I’m fully aware that the average Washingtonian is too right-wing, too left-wing, too apathetic or too ignorant to understand or care about any of the things I say. That’s one of the reasons Washington State is such a joke. Let’s face it—we’re never going to fix anything if candidates pander to the muddled masses who will soon get to choose between John McStrange and Billary Clinton (or McStrange and the lesser of evils all those silly Seattle liberals are gushing over, Obama).
So let’s forget business as usual and go for broke. I also encourage you to learn all you can about the Seattle Mafia. It’s very real, very dangerous and it rules Washington State.
Thanks again for visiting, and please get involved as early as possible. Merely publicizing my campaign would be a great strategy.
E pluribus unum,
David Blomstrom—May 15, 2008
P.S. On June 1, I launched a series of blogs, forums and polls focusing on Terry Bergeson. (See the links above, on the right side of the page.) I’m working on similar resources that focus more broadly on the SPI campaign and other aspects of Campaign 2008. In the meantime, I can’t even find the word Issues on Terry Bergeson’s campaign website, while the other two candidates apparently have no campaign websites at all. Sheez.
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