We’re in the middle of Campaign 2008. After more than seven years of pResident George Dumbya Bush, America is going to Hell, and there’s little relief in sight.
• Viva Hugo Chávez!
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• Anti-Bush
• Anti-Bill Gates
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If you really care and want to make a difference, please throw a little support behind my campaign. At the very least, I promise I’ll continue fighting even if I’m eliminated from the race. Plus, you can have your own private soapbox on this page. See the details under Sign me up!
Viva Hugo Chávez!
When I ran for office in 2007, I was the only candidate in the nation (to the best of my knowledge) to use my campaign to support Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez. This time around, I even have an exciting new website—Viva Chávez!
With the U.S. apparently making preparations for a military solution to their woes in Venezuela, the time to support Chávez is NOW.
(Example)
John Marshall, Helena, Montana ($15)
As a native of Montana, I’m not too concerned about education issues in rainy Washington, but I’m proud to declare my allegiance to Hugo Chavez. I wish he was running for U.S. president! My favorite Chavez website is VenezuelaAnalysis.com.
Anti-Seattle Mafia
Sick and tired of paying for derelict sports stadiums? Tired of rising property taxes? Tired of being screwed by Bill Gates and Paul Allen? Ready to retire that mobster, Mayor Greg Nickels?
This is your soapbox.
Anti-Bush
While liberals timidly plea for George W. Bush’s impeachment, I’m once again using my campaign to advocate the maximum punishment for America’s greatest traitor and war criminal—either the death penalty or life in prison.
So if you want to make an anti-Bush statement, this is the place to make it. In the meantime, the definitive anti-Bush website, Jail4Bush, is back in action.
Anti-Bill Gates
I’m probably the only candidate in the nation who has made Bill Gates a campaign issue—and I do it in that asshole’s backyard.
If you’re sick of Bill Gates’ endless crime spree, speak out by contributing to my campaign, then ask me to post your statement here. In the meantime, check out my new website, Billysoft.
Education
What are you, some kind of freak who actually cares about EDUCATION? Well, so am I.
Other
I’m using my campaign to speak out about many issues. So can you.
Sign me up!
To get your name listed on this page, you only have to contribute a minimum of $15 to my campaign. (For details on contributions, please see my Support page.)
In exchange, I’ll list your name (or a pseudonym, if you prefer), along with your address, the amount of your contribution, a brief statement and a link to a website of your choice, in one of the categories listed above. If you don’t want your address listed, that’s fine, though I’d like to at least list your community and state of residence. Nor are you required to provide a statement or website link.
So if you just want to take a potshot at George W. Bush, go for it. If, like me, you hate George Bush and his friend Bill Gates both, I’ll let you have two separate statements, one in each category, including links to two different websites. You’re allowed a maximum of three statements, including one in the Other section.
Note: I will have to check out websites before I link to them; I don’t want any operatives contributing $15 so they can link to a website that bashes me. :)
P.S. This page won’t disappear after the campaign. I plan on leaving this site online indefinitely as sort of an online memento.
Thanks!
E pluribus unum,
David Blomstrom—May 15, 2008
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indicating you agree with my definition. Doing so will help publicize the fact
that there IS a Seattle Mafia. If you’re working for the Seattle Mafia and
want to click the thumbs down icon 
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that’s fine, too. Either way, you’re helping my campaign. :) 
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